When Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea. 21:7
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The Gospel According to John
1 The word became flesh (1-14)
John the Baptist (is not Elijah) (15-28)
The Lamb and Son of God (as witnessed by a dove) (29-34)
The first disciples (35-51)
2 The marriage at Cana (water into wine) (1-12)
Jesus's temple tantrum (13-)
3 Jesus and Nicodemus (be born again or be condemned) (1-21)
John the Baptist: The wrath of God is on disbelievers (22-36)
The nobleman's son (43-54)
5 Jesus heals a crippled man on the sabbath (and the Jews want to kill him for it) (1-18)
Jesus talks about himself (in the third person mostly) (19-)
6 Jesus feeds five thousand men (1-15)
Jesus walks on water (16-21)
Eat my flesh and drink my blood (or you won't have life in you) (22-71)
7 Jesus's brothers don't believe in him (1-9)
The people said to Jesus: You have a devil (10-31)
Living water will flow out of your belly (if you believe on Jesus) (32-39)
And every man went to his own house (40-53)
8 The woman caught in adultery (1-11)
Jesus is his own witness (12-21)
Is he going to kill himself? (22-30)
The truth will set you free (31-38)
Your father is the devil (39-47)
Jesus claims to be God (and the Jews try to stone him for it) (48-59)
9 Jesus heals a blind man (with his spit) (1-41)
10 Jesus is the good shepherd (Everyone else is a thief and a robber) (1-21)
Jesus claims to be God (again) (22-30)
The Jews try to stone him (again) (32-41)
11 Lazarus dies (and Jesus is glad he did) (1-16)
Lazarus rises from the dead (17-44)
The plot to kill Jesus (45-57)
12 Jesus gets his head anointed (the poor get nothing) (1-11)
Jesus rides into Jerusalem (12-23)
Some teachings of Jesus (dead seeds, hate your life, etc.) (24-50)
13 Jesus washes his disciples' feet (1-17)
12 Judas betrays Jesus (18-33)
13 A new commandment: Love one another (34-35)
Peter's promise (and Jesus's prediction) (36-38)
14 Jesus's farewell address (Part 1) (1-31)
15 Jesus's farewell address (Part 2) (1-)
16 Jesus's farewell address (Part 3) (1-33)
17 Jesus prays (for glory) (1-26)
Jesus is taken to Annas (12-14)
Peter denies Jesus (15-18)
Annas questions Jesus (19-23)
Jesus is taken to Caiaphas (24)
Peter denies Jesus again (25-27)
Jesus is taken to Pilate (28-40)
Jesus is questioned by Pilate (29-38)
The people prefer Barabbas to Jesus (39-40)
19 The soldiers make fun of Jesus (1-16)
Pilate tries to release Jesus (but the Jews wouldn't let him) (4-16)
Jesus is crucified (17-30)
The burial of Jesus (31-42)
20 The missing body of Jesus (1-10)
Mary sees two angels (11-13)
Jesus appears to Mary (but doesn't let her touch him) (14-18)
Jesus appears in a locked room (19-23)
Doubting Thomas (24-31)
21 Peter goes fishing (naked) (1-7)
Jesus helps the disciples catch 153 fish (8-14)
Do you love me (feed my sheep) (15-17)
The beloved disciple will live until Jesus returns (18-25)
